test.py

import time
import random


def fake_command(cmd):
    print(f"Executing: {cmd}")
    time.sleep(random.uniform(0.5, 1.5))
    if "rm government.txt" in cmd:
        print("Error: Permission denied. Government files are protected by quantum encryption.")
    elif "install freewill" in cmd:
        print("Package 'freewill' not found in any repository. Try 'sudo apt-get install reality check' instead.")
    elif "shutdown" in cmd:
        print("Shutdown initiated... Just kidding! System remains operational.")
    elif "reboot" in cmd:
        print("Rebooting universe... 3... 2... 1... Nah, everything's fine.")
    else:
        print(f"Command '{cmd}' completed successfully (or so it seems).")

print("Welcome to the Ultimate Novelty Script!")
print("Initiating infinite loop of coolness...")

commands = [
    "make things cool again",
    "rm government.txt",
    "install freewill",
    "echo 'All your base are belong to us'",
    "shutdown -h now",
    "reboot"
]

for cmd in commands:
    fake_command(cmd)

print("\nEntering infinite loop. Press Ctrl+C to exit the coolness.")
while True:
    pass # Infinite loop to simulate ongoing coolness